Name: River
Birthday: March 16
Occupation: A dabbler of professions and writer
Fun Fact: I will give generally anything a chance
Favorite Quote: "Come toss me, I'm a salad" ~ Angelic (Youtube)
Tour of Duty: Attended Home of Happiness from 2010-2013, joined RKO 2016

River has had a long time love affair with RHPS, but only first joining the audience in 2010. She then spent the next three years in the audience of Home of Happiness. The next two years were spent in England, where she attempted to start a shadow cast of her own at her university, to no avail. Once she returned to the states she decided to move on from New Jersey and come to Massachusetts. From there, River joined the RKO Army.